Rubber Snake Rubber Snake
Six feet long and weighs over two pounds

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Rubber Snake

Rubber Snake

Rubber Snake

Residents of the coastal city of Hangzhou, China, have been terrorized by the presence of giant man-eating rubber snakes run amok. Scientists theorize that the usually docile Rubber Snakes were attracted to the area by the scent of used rubber suits discarded by workers at the city's nuclear power plant. After feasting on hundreds of radiation-contaminated suits, the snakes mutated and became aggressive toward humans or toward anything with the scent of latex. Surgeons and dishwashers have reported dozens of attacks on their hands alone. The elasticity of the snakes' jaws allows them to stretch around an entire human head and gum the victim to a slow, agonizing death. In response to the alarming number of attacks, local authorities captured the voracious vipers with rubber cement poured into brightly colored cardboard boxes. The snakes became hopelessly entangled in the cement and fell into comas from the fumes. We bought a caseload of these comatose creatures and are proud to present them for your enjoyment. How long will the coma last? Who knows?! Our huge rubber snake makes a great scary gift, or to scare birds away from your house and yard.

Six feet long and weighs over 2 pounds

Only $12.95


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