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Rubber
Snake
Residents of the coastal city of Hangzhou,
China, have been terrorized by the presence of giant man-eating
rubber snakes run amok. Scientists theorize that the usually
docile Rubber Snakes were attracted to the area by the scent of
used rubber suits discarded by workers at the city's nuclear power
plant. After feasting on hundreds of radiation-contaminated suits,
the snakes mutated and became aggressive toward humans or toward
anything with the scent of latex. Surgeons and dishwashers have
reported dozens of attacks on their hands alone. The elasticity of
the snakes' jaws allows them to stretch around an entire human
head and gum the victim to a slow, agonizing death. In response to
the alarming number of attacks, local authorities captured the
voracious vipers with rubber cement poured into brightly colored
cardboard boxes. The snakes became hopelessly entangled in the
cement and fell into comas from the fumes. We bought a caseload of
these comatose creatures and are proud to present them for your
enjoyment. How long will the coma last? Who knows?! Our huge
rubber snake makes a great scary gift, or to scare birds away from
your house and yard.
Six feet long and weighs over 2 pounds
Only $12.95
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